Thursday, January 25, 2007

To Us, Part I: Ayer, Hoy Y Mañana

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FASTER THAN A STAMPEDING BULL, MORE PARSIMONIOUS IN THE LOCAL MARKET, ABLE TO SEE BUILDINGS IN A HISTORIC TOWN...LOOK, RIDING THAT BUS, IT'S A GIRL, IT'S A GUY, IT'S SUPER-US! (cue epic soundtrack)

Cross your fingers because this week we're flying across the continent--by buses, boats, and locomotion all the way to the Pacific Ocean! Riding coaches to Colonia, ferries to Buenos Aries, dozing to Mendoza, and over the hills and through the chilly Chilean Andes we go to Cajon' de Maipo, Santiago, and Valparaiso! History, mystery, wine, whitewater, geo-thermal agua and Mt. Aconcagua are just a few versions of the excursions we've planned for this trans-american traversal! Stayed tuned for the ever more exciting adventures of...LEANDRA and ADAM!!!

(In other words, we may not post a lot for a couple weeks--but keep checking!--we'll find the internet somewhere! Don't worry--we'll get all caught up when we get back!)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

On September 21st, 3003...

Yes, Montevideo is modern—but not that modern...

Welcome to our apartment! Leandra's grandmother (abuela), Herlinda, told us St. Joseph would help us sell our home. He did! So, we brought him with us to bless our new home. He did it again!

First, here we have the kitchen (cocina)...gas? No, everything's electric...

Next, this is the living room...mm-hmm, cable, about 50 channels...

And here we have the dining room...we use it as an office too...

Here's the door to the master bedroom! Do you call it a master when you only have one?

Long before we arrived, Justo was scouting housing. He made sure it was modern, furnished, affordable, was located in a great neighborhood, and came with an optional lease in case we want to move. The man can plan! Well, yes, it is small. For example, our door, hallway, stairs and elevator share a four-foot intersection…oh, and here's the bathroom.

Oh, that thing? That's a bidet, it's for uh, ummm, well it's very European. Everybody has one here. And, right here by the elevator are the stairs, in case of fire, but we prefer to use them most of time anyway--it's only three floors down.
Little by American standards, but we love it--easy to keep clean, and better yet, no yard! It's perfect! Before we take a tour outside, let me show the views...

In window #1, the avenue to the beach, and a sunrise every morning!

Window #2 is perfect for people watching!

The #3 window, in our bedroom, offers a perfect view of our famous corner restaurant!

Tranquilos Bar serves delicious pizza and pastas. In fact, alongside asado, Italian cuisine dominates Uruguay. And people eat late! This photo was taken on a weekday at 1 a.m.! They usually have customers til 3 or 4 in the morning...every night!

Let's go for a walk and check out our new neighborhood, Pocitos, shall we?

In Montevideo, every block is like a town. Every shop and service you need is near. Try and identify each one. Besides looking closely for clues, many business names have common origins with related English words.








































Study the pictures closely and you figure out why today's title is "On September 21st, 3003"...

But, besides stores (tiendas), our neighborhood has a public market.

Vendors set up stalls Saturday and Tuesday in the park by the local recreation center.

It's mostly clothes, but they sell arts, crafts, other practical or fun things, even CD's and DVD's and video games.
That stuff? Oh, that's mate--"mah-tay"--it's like a strong tea. Everyone drinks it here, carrying thermoses and cups...

Hehe. Now if the "The Simpsons" don't prove that Uruguay is modern, than what will?

Well, that's about it, thanks for stopping by...who? them?
These people have horse drawn carts and go around scavenging from the big green dumpsters. Between Uruguay's free garbage collection system and these people, who basically separate the recylcling from the trash...


...they have a pretty symbiotic relationship. So, no one causes problems and everyone mutually benefits. Plus, each horse (caballo) usually wears a cute little hat.
Now, if they could just pass a dog poop law...

Thanks again for visiting. We have to get ready for our trip to the coast in Rocha!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Take A Right Guid-Willie Waught For Auld Lang Syne...

Imagine New Years Eve…a drippy dark day, family, friends and football fans, cocktails and countdowns, a raised bubbly cup, one last bottom’s up, and should auld acquaintance be forgot…

But, what if New Years started with Summer Break!?! Families flocking in flipflops, jocks playing soccer (futbol) on the sand, tanned girls (chicas) sunblocked in bikinis, with weeks of freedom ahead…would you prefer winter instead!?!



Montevideo’s year-end tradition starts with a midday exhibition of lost inhibition down at the historic port market, El Mercado Puerto. According to Justo, they just go crazy (loco). Then, they leave before eve for a rest (ciesta), then it’s off to the party (fiesta)!

Entering the large covered hall, searing asado assaults your senses. Leandra gawks, laughing and gasping…I gape to escape drowning on drool. This country’s legendary consumption of meat (carne) in confirmed by booth after booth of barbequed beef.

Here (aqui’), we see just three of the sizzling grills (parillas)…



Scoring a stool and pouring cool beers, we propose cheers to...well, just to being here--and to a happy new year (año neuvo)!

Psst, notice the man (hombre) by my back wearing black (negro).

Meanwhile, coming nearer was a little old man (viejo)…

Guitarra in hand, this hunched-over man, hunkers up to our place at the bar. “Si si” we say fast, when, in Spanish, he asks if, perhaps, we might like to hear. Softly, he sings, fingering strings, and the dins all around disappear. His words and his sound turned others around but his eyes stay on Leandra and I…

Happy clapping followed his song, and noises resumed. A blink and slight nod was his bow. We thanked him. Justo gave him some pesos, and he waddled off into the loud crowd. Justo said he was singing about us…about love, and our life, and welcoming us here on this day. Justo also said he was over ninety…

Someone taps me. I turn. “Hhha-war are you from?”, said a smiling man next to a staring man. “Uhhh, Oregon, Portland, Oregon, uhhh, by Califo…”, “Jes, jes, I know dis, I hha-ave been, jes, sahn frahncisco, berry nice, I hha-ard your english so I ah-sk!” At this point, his staring friend starts smiling and nodding. This is how we met Javier (Hhha-bee-air—¿español, si? ) and Eduardo! Thanks to Uruguayan kindness, our little group grew to five! Now, two can translate for us…and Eduardo!

Javier is a banker and has literally traveled around Earth—he met his wife on an elephant! Eduardo does carpentry, carves fine wooden furniture, and hears English better than he speaks it. He marries in March, and we're invited! Within moments our outgoing new crew goes out to the public square, where, as Justo warned, things get bonkers! Young people pack the street armed with “Sidra”, cheap alcoholic cider in plastic liters—music and drums beat in the heat while bottles are chugged and chucked, shaken and spraying all around us! Soon, we’re all stinking and sticking with cider in the soggy slogging mob! Fortunately, in Uruguay, good spirit proves stronger than cheap spirits and everyone enjoys the celebration!


Javier asks, “Do you like rock moo-zeek?”. “Si si”, we say. “It is hhh-ere”, he says pointing at a place better known as “there”. Walking and talking, we see kids ambush walkers with buckets of water from above—all part of the fun…


We enter the historic center and stop to snap a shot…

Arriving to live classic rock—“Back in Black” was a shock—we move in to “get into” the show and…

the crowd starts to grow…

and we both go "whoa!"...

as we dance to the flow...

of rock, disco and funk…

with the old and the young…

til the songs are all sung...

but New Year’s has only begun!

We clap, we slap five, grab a cab for a ride to our room for a shower and nap...

Around 10 or so, with Justo we go in his trusty Renault to the beautiful home of Pedro--you know, Lourdes’ beau?--for food with his family and a fireworks show! Surrounded by strangers of all ranges of ages, we're welcomed like newly found kin…

…then, as we countdown from ten, the countless explosions begin!


And the old year came to an end!

Welcome to 2007!!! ¡Salud y beso, felic año neuvo! (a toast and a kiss, happy new year)

Pretty flares burning bright lit the city all night....

In the smoke and the sound, desserts passed around with espressos, sugar and cream. It was easy to mingle as most were bilingual, and Uncle Cesar asked if I snorkelled. "I love it! Si si! I exhorted and chortled. I'm escorted to something important...

His den was akin to a dead captain's quarter, with portholes and timbers decayed by seawater. Get a whiff of the booty of loot he discovered hidden by sand that the currents uncovered. You see...

Cesar has a cabin that sits on the stone on the shore of a cape known as Cabo Palonio. And out from the rock, and under the sea, ships have been sinking since 1603. there are forks, spoons and knives, small crosses with Christs, buckles and cuffs, bullets and blades, made likely in Spain, blown here by the trades.

Before leaving that night he gave me his mask--he knew we were soon going there. I didn't even ask...